That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out from behind a bush. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual more info routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe what just occurred. Seriously, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?